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These medieval cats with human-like faces and bizarre proportions are absolute comedy gold! If you love art history memes and weird felines, this calendar is an absolute masterpiece.
I pre-ordered this for December and we cracked open a sneak peek. The resin sculpting captured every awkward Renaissance brushstroke perfectly. Everyone in my apartment is obsessed.
The weird facial expressions, arched backs, and monk robes are sculpted with surprising precision. They have nice substantial weight and stand up securely on shelves.
No cheap chocolate or boring trinkets. 24 genuinely unique, delightfully ugly medieval cat figurines that will live on my computer monitor and bookshelf permanently.
Opening one of these weird little goblin felines is the best cure for morning work dread. Co-workers stop by my cubicle just to see which cursed cat arrived today.
The figurines inside are 10/10 perfection! One of the numbered cardboard windows took an extra pinch to pop open cleanly, but the cat inside was pristine.
Bought this for my roommate who has an art history degree. She recognized several specific manuscript cat references immediately and couldn't stop laughing.
Arrived within 5 business days wrapped securely in bubble wrap. The medieval manuscript illustration on the outer box is top notch and looks like an antique tome.
We both collect weird cat art so we grabbed matching sets to countdown December together over FaceTime every morning. Best sibling tradition ever.
I was half-expecting flat plastic tokens, but these are full 3D molded figures with textured fur lines and creepy detailed eyes. Exceptional value from Zenumart.
If you follow medieval cat art meme pages on Instagram, you need this immediately. The snail cat and lute-playing cat are instant favorites!
To get 24 completely unique sculpted figurines in a presentation calendar box for this price is unbeatable. Zero duplicate designs.
Very sturdy. My real cat batted one off the dining table onto the hardwood floor and it didn't chip or break a limb at all.
The cats are delightfully deranged. Delivery took about 6 business days across states, but tracking was provided and accurate throughout.
Completely odorless and clean. Paint application is matte and crisp with no smeared paint on the unhinged facial features.
I glued small gold hanging loops to the top of their heads and hung them across our Christmas tree. Guests do a double take every time they look closely!
I'm buying another one for our office white elephant gift exchange. It will 100% be the most fought-over item of the party.
Each figure is around 2 to 2.5 inches tall with a flat base, so they stand balanced without toppling over on desks or bookshelves.
Not everyone wants standard snowmen and gingerbread. This caters to those of us who appreciate eccentric medieval weirdness. 10/10!
I already have a couple nestled among my indoor ferns and monstera plants. They look like strange mythical woodland creatures guarding the soil.
The figures are pure comic relief. The calendar box is fairly wide, so keep a clear mantel or tabletop area ready to display it during the countdown.
Gave this to my best friend who is a vet tech. She displayed them along the clinic reception desk and clients burst out laughing all day.
Muted parchment tones, antique greens, and rustic terracotta colors that look straight out of an illuminated manuscript from the 14th century.
Each cat sits in its own custom blister compartment behind its door so they don't migrate or rattle around during transit.
The contrast between cozy Christmas countdowns and horribly drawn medieval felines is hilarious perfection. Best purchase on Zenumart.
No flimsy limbs or delicate pieces that snap off. Solid resin feel with rounded edges and great durability.
Sent this to my project manager who loves weird cat memes. It brought so much joy to our Slack group and office.
Captures that iconic 'human face painted by someone who has only heard of cats in folklore' aesthetic with 100% historical accuracy.
Saw this trending online and had to grab it early before it inevitably sells out before the holidays. Five enthusiastic stars!
Loved every single cat! Two of the seated ones had somewhat similar silhouettes, but the cursed facial expressions were totally different.
If you are tired of the same generic Christmas countdowns, this will breathe hilarious new life into your holiday traditions.